Wouldnt life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, Monday mornings were fun, junk food didn't make you fat, girls didn't cause drama, boys weren't so confusing, nothing was regrettable, friendships didn't fade, and goodbye only meant till tommorrow...

I'm convinced I have the MOST digusting boyfriend ever. Yesterday, he had a hot dog eating contest and of course by the end of the night he did not have any hot dogs in his belly.

I never thought I'd date a guy that see's how many weiners he can put in his mouth

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Hahah I amuse myself

Sweetie42352: knock knock
dacoopbear: Whose there
Sweetie42352: olive
dacoopbear: Olive who
Sweetie42352: olive you!!

Tonight I saw the Vagina Monolouges, first absolutely halarious and also brings awareness for a serious cause. Half of it was serious and the other half was ridiculous and so funny. Anybody that has the opportunity, I definitly recommend it.

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So I'm totally durnk off my ass and I haven't even eaten dinner yet

So I broke my collar bone at Rugby practice on Thursday. I was tackling this girl and ended up underneath her, and her butt was right on my collar bone when we went down and its broken.

I just had the best rugby practice ever! We played like tag, sharks and minows, red rover and slut (like spud), it was such a good time.

I'm so excited. I'm gonna withdraw from a class and then that means I'll only have 3 classes, it'll be soo awesome, i'll have so much free time.