i have my note to Heloise all figured out. . .

[likewhoaaa]

so i succumbed to donating blood (plasma) yesterday. not really out of financial necessity, but because i thought i would make $180 dollars. which of course, i didn't. my favorite parts were:

-----reading Hem/Onc Today, a semi-weekly publication for this in the Hemotology and Oncology business. (i enjoy reading other industry-specific journals as

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[veganinja]

"reading Hem/Onc Today, a semi-weekly publication for this in the Hemotology and Oncology business. (i enjoy reading other industry-specific journals as well including Pulp and Paper, a monthly about the paper industry.)"

I used to go to the Rennaissance festival when i was younger, until I got tired of all the leather-mug salesmen hitting on my mom and the morbidly obese kids in Korn t-shirts (or, at the very best, Cradle of Filth, who I actually have 3 or 4 CDs of) and those haircuts where it's a ponytail that's shaved on the sides. But my aunt never wanted to come with us because she thought it sounded boring. She preferred to go to the Wool Festival, the Paper Festival and the Soap Festival. Yes, these festivals actually exist, as discrete entities.

How is Infinite Jest? And have you read Goedel, Escher, Bach or The Illuminatus Trilogy?

mother didn't want you, so of course you were still-born

[likewhoaaa]

infinite is nice. very involved, but good, because i have nothing to do.

. . . and one of the most ridiculous arguments i ever heard was if a christian good listen to craddle of filth and still be a good christian and not live in too much of a contradiction.

i want to come

[brailleporn]

can nadia and i come along just stop in nyc then in indy on your way to LA

Re: i want to come

[likewhoaaa]

that was already in the plan. i tried to call you the other night but i forgot your (mom's) cell. call me sometime. 207.773.4512.

yo!

[sadcore]

alex--

i am really glad i called you tonight, although it made me miss you (collective "awwwwwww.")

did you realize this is a perfect haiku?

"Ex-Gay Married Man
seeks male christian fellowship
in the afternoons."

one word: AMAZING.

oh and one more thing i forgot to say on the phone:

YOU LEFT THAT BOX OF JUNIOR MINTS ON THE FLOOR OF MY CAR AND THEY MELTED ALL OVER THE GOD-DAMNED FLOOR MAT!!!!! I HATE YOU FOR LIFE!

hugs&kisses,
joanna

Re: yo!

[likewhoaaa]

well obviously his classyness did not leave with the rest of his hedonistic homosexual lifestyle. there is a little bit of gay that is trying to get out and it manifests itself in his personal ad writing.

oh, and sorry about the junior mints. but that is a nice scroll effect.

general macarthur licks my eyes...all the time

[callmechamp]

hey...

let me come to la. i can sleep in the trunk.

so it turns out that our cats are actually really fucked up. i caught them BOTH "nursing" on her nipples. and the general likes to lick peoples eyes. i bet sweatpants or whatever doesnt do that.

thats all, im gonna go see the starting line with tom on sun.

your elder brother

Re: general macarthur licks my eyes...all the time

[likewhoaaa]

no, but sweatsuit drools when he gets really relaxed. i learned in anthropology that it is totally normal for brother and sister pets to do things like that and do the nasty because they are only exposed to each other and especially right now because the cats are in their adolesence.

dont dodge my question

[callmechamp]

so i should read that as a "no, you cant come to la"

fucker

[likewhoaaa]

hey, i didnt say no outright. i think four people can come. danny, nadia, and joanna have all expressed interest first, so we'll see.