"your tv is a whore, it has more sex than the greater Lansing area" Kfed regarding my footballers wives marathon

He lost the fight....much quicker than expected, thus, I am going home on Saturday, and to think....we joked he would out live us all.

bloody f*cking hell...I wish people would just say what they mean...it is times like this when I really wish I could read minds....and redress personalities...it would be awesome to be able to miss match people, take what you like from someone and place it into another....like revamping wardrobes, it would be like having an ever changing assortment ( Read more... )

I took off my iron smile ( Read more... )

lady luck, mother nature and I are in a fight, suffice to say, I am losing. I have always been a fan of the underdog but I think I may just have to jump ship and swim like hell for the shore. Kind of scary that would mean I am betting against myself, my money is on mother nature, she has a lot of rage since father time let her for his baby's mama ( Read more... )

but....married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girls wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!

im not eating chinese food for a while. enough said.

True story, proposed to by a taco bell mild sauce packet...I guess the hot one wanted to remain free and single...still trying to figure out my reply, I told him I had to think about it though the offer was very sweet. At least somebody loves me.

my optimist is due in for a win sometime right?

so, no sleep + no food + one pitcher of beer + 2 White Russians (strong) + one very tall fuzzy navel, all on a Thursday night = one very interesting evening. (at least I remember it all)