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[lil_brit12]

So I'm so good with the ladies that I'm officially 0-2. What can I say they want me... obviously... NOT.. they prefer the other ones they fuckin wid.. this is such a buzz kill. Maybe I should go back to flirting wid straight girls, my odds were better then. Sparker you is coming to town ; ) jus kiddin babe.

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[clemsonbecca]

sorry buddy. im telling you, you should come to gsa--i dunno how many of them are single, but at least u will get to meet new people, and maybe they will have some other friends.

[shannanegans]

i think that we have the same luck because we are twins- the one-two punch of our personality and slammin good looks is just too intimidating for some people to handle. i have a feeling that in two weeks, when we are BOTH in the same town at ONCE, everyone we come across will just have to pull their cars/trucks over in the middle of fields and start drinking heavily just to cope with our sheer fabulosity. i mean, we try to tone it down by dressing in thrift, but the truth is, we are just too much for people to take sober.

one day we will find people with balls (or whathaveyou) enough to handle us.

[lil_brit12]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I LOOOVE you Sparker!!! = )

what about me?!

[anonymous]

Hey! What about me? I am coming to town too you know. Why didnt you say you could flirt with me? What, I am not fabulouso like you and Sparker?! You hurt me, Brit. You hurt me real bad.
Hehe, just kidding. Can't wait to see you and all the other fabulouso rugby chicas.
Don't worry about romance stuff. It'll sneak up on you and bite you in the butt when your not even lookin.

muah
Sterling

Re: what about me?!

[shannanegans]

that made me think of "if you don't hiiiide it/ i'm gonna biiiite it!" lol

one more week! and ps- i'm sure you didn't even have to be mentioned in the post because your magnificalimetry far exceeds that of us twins. everyone knows that the sterlinator is the femme fatale of them all- i think that even brit in her pimpiness finds it daunting to flirt with you. everyone is afraid to "touche tes galettes!" teehee.

xoxo