OH LOOK IT'S A NEW HOBBY

[lila_roxo]

OH MY GODD YOU GUYS, FIRST DAY AT NEW JOB HAS BEEN HAD! AND IT WAS AWESOME!

I love my coworkers so far; they're smart and uber-funny. First impressions have been favorable but I shall continue to spam you all with second and third and fourth and so on impressions, and you will all love me for it.

However, I have just spent eight hours straight

Comments

[dargai]

Did you stalk people in the 'self-help' aisle and gaze pityingly at them? Such fun could be had!

[lila_roxo]

Even better, I stalked them in the sex self-help corner and recommended books in a loud voice :)

Had to be a bit discreet, though, as the self-help is the one of the sections that brings home most of the bacon.

[dargai]

You have sex self-help corners? I must visit Peru. There is not enough sex stuff on the shelves in Aus and I am a little afraid of going to porn stores around here by myself. Besides, there are no comfy armchairs in porn stores for me to lounge in and mock the random perviness that catches my fancy.

[lila_roxo]

We do indeed! Peru has lots of awesome things; I'm sure you'd love it, though I fear for the poor, unsuspecting citizens of Lima.

Unfortunetely in the bookstore we don't have comfy armchairs as we're more of a fast-food sort of joint: buy and go! But we do have a nice table and you may sit down in the carpeted and pillowed children's section like a normal person and read your dirty smut.

Also, I may have mistakenly hit 'Parent' instead of reply. Er, any clue what that means?

[tasogareban]

I'm aware this is late but congrats on a good day and good to know you had tons o' fun! XD

[lila_roxo]

Thaaaanks! And no worries, I only count something as late if it hasn't arrived a month later, not mere days :D . Phhshaw, society and it's ridiculous punctuality standards...