This is what happens when I get insomnia: I write up random stuff about myself and sticky them in my journal. Perhaps I am egotistical, perhaps it is an overdose of chamomile, but personally, I think it's a thing of ~*unparalleled*~ beauty.
Just kidding. Mostly.
In any case, here is way more than you ever wanted to know about ME.

( RANDOM FACTOIDS AHOY )

So, er, it's not like I have all that many fics, but as I tend to dabble in fandoms, and because maaaaybe someday I will have more stuff in my LJ, and also because it's polite and I'm nice and all that stuff, here are the fics which I have written.

I've divided the fic into fandoms, and within that, they are listed chronologically, starting with ( Read more... )

I am an obsessive person. This holds true for just about anything in my life: chocolate, reading, tv shows, sex, tv shows, writing, but HATING proofreading, tv shows... um, yeah, there's a distinctive pattern to my addictions: instant fulfillment!

So of course, I had to get hooked on something new and shiny that gratificates me instantly. Dude, it ( Read more... )

So I've been completely off the grid lately, and I can't say I'm really back, but!

For those of you interested, here is the link to a youtube channel with the first five English dubbed episodes of Supernatural: the Animation. :D . IMO its still pretty rough but there is some cool backstory. Also, we get some prettychester, which is always a plus.

PS ( Read more... )

So apparently this is what people in Peru like to watch on their weekend news:

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YEAH I'M NOT BUYING IT.

FFS THERE NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST ONE CULTURAL SEGMENT IN A TWO-HOUR NEWS SHOW, RIGHT? RIGHT?

WHAAAAAT. JARED WAS HERE, IN THIS, MINE COUNTRY, FOR HIS HONEYMOON WITH GENEVIEVE!!!! HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?

Apparently trekking the Inca Trail (four days of pure torture) is considered romantic and sexy. Well let me tell you something: it is a non-stop, four-thousand-metres-above-sea-level, no-shower week of hell. Seriously. No shower. And Jared ( Read more... )

Hey hey hey look what I found at work today:

I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets.
Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day
I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.
I hunger for your sleek laugh,
your hands the color of a savage harvest,
hunger for the pale stones of your ( Read more... )

O DEAR GOD I HAVE BEEN A BAD, BAD GIRL. I have been flirting with a guy via Messenger.

And what is the problem, you might ask? Messenger is a highly esteemed form of communication for a large percentage of the world-wide population, you might add.

The problem lies in the following: the guy in question was introduced to me by my father because he'd ( Read more... )

I am seriously so fucking tired. It's been a six-day, ten-hours-a-day week and hell's bells, I could sleep for a decade right now. I will content myself with eating something the size of a camel.

Also, I've begun reading Memoirs of Hadrian, by Margerite Yourcenar. It's slow going but oh so intriguing!
Another intriguing thing that's happened to me ( Read more... )

OH MY GODD YOU GUYS, FIRST DAY AT NEW JOB HAS BEEN HAD! AND IT WAS AWESOME!

I love my coworkers so far; they're smart and uber-funny. First impressions have been favorable but I shall continue to spam you all with second and third and fourth and so on impressions, and you will all love me for it.

However, I have just spent eight hours straight ( Read more... )