It seems my time aboard ship's come to an unforeseen end. For the time being, at least ( Read more... )

Well, the recent few days have been interesting, haven't they? Interesting, as in 'kick in the shin' interesting, but at least it's not a ( Read more... )

Hello, Master... Haven't got anything a little less formal than that, I suppose?

I've got a proposal for you.

A warden-sanctioned proposal and one I think you'll rather enjoy.

I await your communication with some considerable interest.

- Lilah Morgan

Sir, it's come to my attention we have something of a similar goal, in our mutual capacity as wardening staff.

Before proceeding, however, I'd like to be aware of precisely which... Side of you I might be speaking with.

- Lilah Morgan

I need something to take my mind off of... You know.

Mentally-speaking, I'm trying to stand on rollerskates in an oil slick. I can't warden like this.

I don't

I need some time... A lot of time.

Gaby-poohs... Oh, light of my life... Time to lock your door.

Someone's been naughty in the non-fun way.

Well, I feel OK...

Anyone? Gabriel...?

We all have our own specialities... Some of us even occupy them in an official capacity. In my non-legal capacity, however, I'd like to offer Gabriel as a spiritual counsellor to anyone who might find themselves in need of it ( Read more... )

How many of us have written something private to the Admiral and had a reply? How many of you haven't?

I'm still not convinced he/she/it's in any position to do anything.