I'm really tired this week because I didn't get enough sleep on the weekends. Time is just crawling along ( Read more... )

I think it's sad that I need to put a sign on my bananas telling people not to steal them. Sad, but, apparently, effective.

I've started talking to stacks of paper, without a trace of irony.

That can't be good.

I just remembered what I was in such a hurry to Google.

The Darwin Awards!

Good times.

I was in a hurry to do a Google search, but the site took a while to load. While I was waiting I decided to write a fake memo from my boss to my co-workers, demanding that they give me presents. I got all carried away and mailed it to a friend to make him laugh, which it did. Then I went back to my internet screen and discovered Google had ( Read more... )

I just took a quiz online to find out where I should live. You fill out an exhaustive multiple-choice quiz about what you look for in a town/city (size, demographics, weather, terrain, cultural, etc., etc.) and it gives you a list of the top places you should move ( Read more... )

I tried to eat a chocolate-filled Peep again. Only this time they are almost two weeks old. Please note: Two week old chocolate-filled peeps still look like dirty diapers, and they have the added appeal of being disgustingly stale to boot.

Please learn from my mistakes. Twice.

If you bite into a chococolate-filled peep, you will discover that the remaining half looks like a poop-filled diaper.

Today marks the first time I've ever voluntarily thrown away chocolate.

This Monday morning isn't so bad because my favorite work friend came in and announced that she got engaged this weekend. She really really wanted it (and has been talking about how badly she wanted her boyfriend to propose for as long as we have both worked here, which has been a year), so I'm so glad it finally happened. I'm not usually a ring ( Read more... )

At yesterday's meeting the boss man announced that there is a training class on Thursday, April 17th and he wants as many people from our team to attend as possible. He asked me to coordinate this, and determine that there will be enough people here to cover our cutomer needs, as well as have the people attend who need to. I spent countless ( Read more... )