lilasnaglepuss
Nov 10, 2009 23:09
Emmie: Mmm. That was a good meal :)
Stu: It was! It was like there was a party in my mouth and everyone was a cow!
:D
stu
lilasnaglepuss
May 03, 2009 10:20
Emmie: Look Stu! -points at ceramic rabbit and 3 ceramic eggs on windowsill- My rabbit has laid some eggs!
Stu: No, rabbits don't lay eggs.
Emmie: oh :(
Stu: Well, ok, rabbits do lay eggs! But only at Easter. :)
lilasnaglepuss
Mar 01, 2009 00:01
Jade: I don't wan't tomato skins in my soup! There are 24 skins! I must pick them all out!
-picks out skins and counts 23-
Jade: I must find that last skin! Nick, recount the skins while I look!
-Nick recounts. Jade searches. Emmie dies inside-
Emmie: Wow, you guys are so much fun. Can I count them next?
-Nick counts 24. Search over-
lilasnaglepuss
Oct 25, 2008 16:29
Emmie: Do you guys have any margarine I could borrow?
Nick: No, sorry.
-Emmie looks in fridge. Margarine is blatantly there-
Emmie: What's that then?
Nick: That's Flora.
wtf :)
lilasnaglepuss
May 18, 2008 18:59
Mum: I'm so tired...an hour of walking is enough for me.
Dad: Yet you were contemplating a 4 hour walk up Mount Fuji.
Mum: Yes but I abandoned that idea 4 years ago :)
Dad: You were contemplating it yesterday dear.
Mum: Oh yeah.
lilasnaglepuss
Mar 20, 2008 17:53
Stuart lies happily sleeping.
Emmie cannot sleep.
Emmie (whispers): I love you...
Stuart lies happily sleeping.
Emmie (loud and perky): Do birds have nostrils in their beaks??
Stuart (sleepily): Some do...
Emmie: Ducks do! I'm sure ducks do!
Stuart: :(
Stuart goes back to sleep.
Emmie continues twitching and scratching.
stu
lilasnaglepuss
Mar 13, 2008 17:13
Emmie: You know what oblivion is yeah, but do you know what Hoblivion is?
Stuart: Is it oblivion but with hobnobs?
stu
lilasnaglepuss
Mar 09, 2008 20:23
Emmie: He doesn't believe in voles. He thinks I'm making up animals!
Stu: If you were making up animals, I'd think you could come up with something more interesting than a vole.
stu
lilasnaglepuss
Jan 21, 2008 15:29
Stu: I've put your onion in the cupboard :)
Emmie: What onion? I didn't buy an onion.
Stu: Yes you did!
-Emmie peeps into cupboard bursts into hysterical laughter-
Stu: What? :S What? :S
Emmie: That's a lemon. -snort-
Stu: :(
stu
lilasnaglepuss
Jan 09, 2008 18:52
Stu wanders past with an empty box of donuts.
Emmie: You haven't eaten 10 donuts today have you!?
Stu: No!!! It was over 2 days! and it was 7 donuts! And they were mini donuts! And you don't like donuts!
Emmie: Ok :)
Emmie wanders off.
Stu: 8 donuts :(
Emmie: Eheheh :D
stu