Grace: Well, the kitten mommy says we need to update our journal. So, here we are.
Sophia: Well, we are all settled in here.
Grace: I like this house! It has lots of sunshine!
SophiaGrace: And then there are the big monsters.
Sophia: Those are so scary!
Grace: These big tawny monsters come to the window at my favorite spot in the living room. I ( Read more... )

Sophia: Well!
Grace: It certainly has been a long time since we posted, but we've been very busy.
Sophia: Indeed. First, our people put us in a crate and took us on a long trip in a big silver bird. It was not very fun.
Grace: Well, it would have been better if you hadn't vomited.
Sophia: I vomited? I'm the pretty princess. You're the mighty ( Read more... )

Grace: Our people are so mean to us.
Sophia: Yes! I don't know why they insist upon being so cruel.
Grace: I mean, first one of our people spent two days working from home, so we could get extra scritches. But then he got up off the couch and took our pillows, namely, his legs, away!
Sophia: The cheek! And the little red dot toy is starting to ( Read more... )

Sophia: Yay! My people came home!
Grace: Yeah, yeah.
Sophia: And they got me a very nice water fountain so I can drink fresh flowing water all the time instead of playing in the sink! This is so nice I think I will remind them of just how nice it is by playing with the water in the sink some more!
Grace: You're easily bribed, aren't you?
Sophia: ( Read more... )

(As our scene opens, two small blue kittens are sitting in distressed leather armchairs, wearing what appear to be fine red bathrobes; the music to Masterpiece Theatre plays in the background)

Grace: (contented look, puffing on a cigar) Well.
Sophia: (sipping from a snifter of cognac) That was an ... experience. We should do that more often.
Grace ( Read more... )

Sophia: I am still the prettyest..
Grace: (rolls eyes) Just in case anyone ever doubted it.
Sophia: Well, hmph. I'm going to go cavort on the rug. It's a very nice rug! One of our people got it for us to play on! And part of it smells faintly of vomit! I love this new rug!
Grace: Yes, yes, excuse me while I figure out how to get up onto the top ( Read more... )

Grace: Well that was awful.
Sophia: Oh, come on! She made pretty noises at me and said I was the prettyest!
Grace: Sophie, you're an idiot. She took your claws away.
Sophia: They'll grow back. And she scritched me afterwards.
Grace: Look, maybe it's okay for you beauty queens to get your claws clipped, but in case you hadn't noticed, I'm the mighty ( Read more... )

Grace: We're moving AGAIN!
Sophie: Fine! I don't like the mirrors here, they make me look fat.
Grace: No, that's just your collar...well, that and the fact that you stuff your face with kitten food twice daily.
Sophie: (looks in the mirror) I still am the prettyest, though.
Grace (rolling eyes) Sure, sure. As long as you get scritches and kittan ( Read more... )

Grace: Oh my God Sophie.
Sophia: I think I'll hide under the bed.
Grace: There are strange people with boxes and tape.
Sophia (hiding under the bed): I'm just gonna hide.
Grace: MAYBE THEY'RE TAKING US AWAY!
Sophia (cowering): I'm just a little blue kitten....

Meow...?

Grace: Sophie! Sophie! We're in TROUBLE!
Sophia (sleepily): Wha?
Grace: Well last night our person came home and I was so happy to see him that I curled right up next to him and then I got sooooo happy I started to purr and stretch and then you know that when I get really happy I start to knead and my claws came out and he got mad at me but I ( Read more... )