Once upon a time there was a man named Karl Schleizel-Heizel. Karl Schleizel-Heizel lived in Nazi Germany, but in the time before the Nazis ruled the entire German speaking world and parts of Poland. As a matter of fact, the Germany that Karl called home existed even before sausage, but shortly after being completely owned by the Romans. Life for ( Read more... )

Audrey is a friggin' genius! More on this story later, but in other news I just typed this sentence without looking at the keyboard. Suck on that Barbara Walters!!!!!!!

Seriously, my new discovery will rock your little sockies, biotch!

There are no small crimes, only small criminals.

Touched By An Angel:

Now shows us on the doll where he touched you...

No really, guess

It 4/20
National High Day...

Toquen el mono dorado...

So you guys like trees? I like trees. They're green and leafy. I like trees because you can climb them and pretend you're tall. But my favorite thing about trees is that they can save the world from supervillians like Ms. Kendall.

"The time has come," the walrus said.

If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...

On AIM there's this sexy new bot I just discovered aptly named Santa, so I sat on his lap and we had a little chat:

LttLCircusFreak: hey sexy
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM!  Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get ( Read more... )

You all have less than a month to finish up your Audrey birthday shopping.