Dear Universe, 
    That was NOT funny. I don't know about you but I wasn't laughing. I don't like the fact that I haven't gotten over it. I don't like the fact that a more convient place for this would have been Friday night, where there would have been the greatest ass whooping in history. I know you want to see me cunt punch him. But why today? ( Read more... )

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The Alibi's Best of Burque ballots are out. Please put a vote down for Burlesque Noir as Best Dance Company or Best Performance group. Both will do. Support your local busty tassels twirlling babes!

SHOW = AMAZING!!!

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Scott, call me.

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