My Fanfiction Index Part One - Livejournal 2009 and On
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Synesthesia
I. The Reign of Dr. Horrible
II. Warning: Don't Bounce
III. Penny for Your Thoughts, Hopes, and Dreams Part I
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IV. Penny for Your Thoughts, Hopes, and Dreams Part II
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V. Shattering Apart and Crashing to the Ground [1] [2]
VI. Parade of Horribles
Rating: NC-17 (Dark themes, violence, sex, implied noncon... overall darkness.)
Pairing: Horrible/Hammer/Penny (Hammer/Penny, Penny/Horrible, Horrible/Hammer as well), Horrible/Snow, Horrible/Bait/Switch
Summary: One part continuation, one part alternate universe, shake and stir. A bounced Wonderflonium accident disrupts events in not one but two parallel timelines and forces Billy to pony up to his inner demons.
The Gender-Bending Ray
Rating: NC-17 (Noncon/Horror/Genderbending)
Pairing: Horrible/Hammer
Summary: Dr. Horrible's ray guns (when they didn't get smashed) always seemed to be used on him by an ever joyful Captain Hammer. This was that one time that he really wished that the gun had just broken in their struggles.
With My Freeze Ray I Will Steal Your Panties
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Billy/Penny
Summary: Penny showers... Billy watches and touches himself, because someone had to go there with his stalking habits and all. The first fic I wrote to kick off National Masturbation Month.
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How I Met Your Mother
Sexsomnia is a Tragic and Pleasurable Medical Condition
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Barney/Marshall/Lily
Summary: When you share a bed with Barney, you suffer or enjoy the consequences.
Hair Vain
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ted/Barney w/ Barney/Marshall/Lily
Summary: Ted has always been more than a bit hair vain. When Barney shows up with curly hair, his jealousy reaches new levels. Written for mmom because of NPH's masturbation joke during the threesome episode. I blame Mr. Harris for this.
Gambling with Life
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Marshall/Lily/Barney, Implied Barney/Robin, Barney/OMC
Summary: Barney always had a gambling addiction. If he could bet on it, he did. The one thing he never intended to put up on the table was his life. The cards are stacked against him… so what do you do, Barney Stinson, when your luck finally runs out?
Oh My San Francisco
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lily/The San Andreas Fault
Summary: The earth moved and she moved with it. The tale of a lonely woman and a dry spell broken by a magical tectonic lover. Oh my, San Francisco, indeed.
Bromancing the Stone
Rating: R
Pairing: One-sided Barney/Robin
Summary: Barney’s confession of love doesn’t go as he planned and the repercussions change the dynamics of the group forever. Who knew Barney would take the break up so hard and shave his head? AU from the Leap.
How Barney Got His Groove Back
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Marshall/Lily/Barney
Summary: Barney fails to win to Rhonda “The Man Maker” French over and starts to lapse back into granola-eating hippie territory… Marshall just loves Barney’s suffering and the flavor of his agony… Robin wants some pie, Ted wants your dessert, and Lily just wants dirty rough sex. Maybe this could work out for everyone.
The Spark
Act O: The One That You Put On a Pedestal
Act I: And I Just Can’t Contain This Feeling That Remains
Act II: Dynamite With a Laser Beam
Rated: R
Pairing: Barney/Robin with mention of Robin/Ted
Summary: Like a coin, every story has two sides. This is the side of the Rough Patch that Ted Mosby never saw. Barney Stinson's side. He only thought he was saving Robin Scherbatsky from discovering the monster he really was. He had no idea of the mess he would leave in his wake.
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Other
Crossovers:
Riding Red (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog/How I Met Your Mother
Rating: NC-17 (For Darkfic and Noncon)
Pairing: Billy/Lily
Summary: Lily finds herself captured by Dr. Horrible and discovers there are things to fear more then Dr. Horrible. Things like Billy.
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle:
Thrust
Rating: NC-17 (For HK!NPH being HK!NPH... also, autofellatio. Ahem.)
Pairing: Neil Patrick Harris/The Backseat of Harold’s Car
Summary: "What was that, car… you love me? You want a sweet taste of Neil Patrick Harris… well I suppose I am being greedy… and you are such a sweet little piece of foreign import." The tale of a man with a foul mouth and mind plus the car he defiled. In other words... how all of that semen wound up on the backseat of Harold's car.
House, MD:
Turn Your Head a Little More This Way
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cuddy/House w/ implied House/13, Cuddy/13
Summary: Cuddy and House are good at playing pretend when they can't get what they both want.