If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal...

[lilitusama]

"You Can Call Me Al," by Paul Simon

Comments

[kingsleya]

Why am I so soft in the middle
when the rest of my life is so hard?
I need a photo opportunity.

[the_xiv]

Might I recommend checking out his new album, Surprise? It really sounds like what he did on You Can Call Me Al, it's awesome.