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in which I blame the dog (and say "fuck" a lot)
What I'm doing right now: taking a brief break from going through the old shit on my desk that never gets done because I don't have any time on account of it all being taken up by people telling me that they really need me to do something ( Read more... ) -
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Kristen and I were cleaning out some drawers in the bedroom today and found an old planner that I had in college. In it was a note:
"Pick up the polar bears and move them somewhere else." - Catherine on drilling in AlaskaKristen repeated it several times, then asked "What do you say in response to something like that ( Read more... ) -
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I passed the hell out of that exam. For reals. -
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This is fucking unreal. I'm taking the PHR exam in an hour and a half. I'm too filthy to think. I've just discovered that we have no hot water. It doesn't come out cold... it just doesn't come out. I'm currently heating a pot of water on the stove.
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Given to me by lunarophelia
Reply to this meme by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your LJ and explain what they mean to you. Or explain in the comments. Or not at all. The choice is yours.
Boobs The first part of me that most people met in college. They're large. They're usually prominently on ( Read more... ) -
Ralph
I spent last week in Martinsville. Mom called me on Monday to say that Grandpa wasn't doing well at all. He was at home with hospice care and hadn't had anything to eat or drink in several days. He was on a morphine patch and was sleeping ( Read more... ) -
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quick update: i'm in Martinsville because Grandpa Ralph is really sick. He is at home with hospice care and has had a morphine patch for a while. He hasnt had anything to eat or drink in nine days now, and his blood pressure is 90/36. No one knows why or how he is alive, other than that he's a determined old bastard. He's been sleeping peacefully ( Read more... ) -
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Dear CNN,
Can we just take a moment to look at your headlines today? Thanks. I think it is important to address the fact that I continue to read you as if you were an actual news source, when in reality you are a shitty fucking tabloid, only without the scandalous celebrity photos.
That's lame.
1) Don't Pee In the Pool!Really? There are people ( Read more... ) -
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Not feeling it today. And by "it" I mean functioning ( Read more... )