Pinto woke me up at the crack of dawn to take a shit, have a snack, and drink about 4 gallons of water. She's gone back to sleep. I haven't, but I might try soon ( Read more... )

I just gave Kristen the cutest haircut ever. It is absolutely fucking adorable. Why am I so good at haircuts and so bad at, you know, being a grownup and stuff?

All I want to do is go home right now and alphabetize the bookshelf.

Tonight's agenda: nihilistic love songs.

I fucking adore that girl.

I randomly found a tampon under my desk just now. That was weird.

Can I just tell y'all how horrified I am by the new season cycle of ANTM?

This is bad. Over the weekend I felt what I thought was a tiny chip on one of my teeth. I went to the dentist yesterday and it turned out to be a crack running through my tooth under an old filling. So he pulled out the old filling, filed it down, filled it, and told me to come back in a month for a crown. I went back to work looking like two face ( Read more... )

So excited about Disney Vacation Club. Bay Fucking Lake, here we come!!!

Apparently I went missing again. I'm making no promises to stop doing that.

We're going to Disney World in 2 days!

Not much else to report.

Two things:

1) Randal and the flying car

2) Skycar