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HOLY SHIT THE CONSTRUCTION NEXT DOOR IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I CANNOT WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS. I NEED TO GO HOME NOW. JESUS CHRIST MY FEET ARE VIBRATING. LAY OFF THE GODDAMN JACKHAMMER, DOUCHES. -
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22 days, bitches! Let me tell you - I cannot wait to go to Disney World ( Read more... ) -
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Why I love my wife:
"You just know that right now hundreds of people are calling their relatives in Atlanta to ask if they're ok, and to see if the Russians have taken over." -
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This is apparently internet grudge day.
First, there's this gem. "This is my opinion. What's yours? Oh, you disagree with me? Let me tell you how you are wrong and I am right! I will keep responding no matter what!" Obnoxious ( Read more... ) -
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This emotional rollercoaster is no fun. Could someone please stop the ride? -
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So here I am, wasting time on the computer. Kristen is asleep on the fold-out because she is very sick. We were watching The Abyss and suddenly she started snoring and I can't tell if it's drool or sweat all over my shirt. After the movie she woke up for a minute and asked for some iced tea, so I made some, but when I took it in to her she was ( Read more... ) -
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our crap weekend
Things to do:- Buy a house
- Have a good Fourth of July
- Have life invaded by fucking crazy people
So this is how my weekend went: ( tl;dr angst ) - Buy a house