So we meet again ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wonder if I have a sentimental bone in my body. I think I am completely devoid of all human emotion and cannot get attached to anything. Is this normal? Why do I not need anything... or anyone?

Anyone else out there with the same problem? Probably not.

This is the absolutely best voicemail I have ever received, and I have gotten a lot of fucked up shit in my day. I have it saved, and I literally crack up every time I listen to it ( Read more... )

Melissa --

[adjective]:

Visually addictive

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

ha. i wish.

Is it avocados or avacadoes? Something to ponder... I had one for dinner tonight and I can't get over how delicious it was. YUM ( Read more... )

So today was my fourth day without a cigarette... if I had a gun I would blow away any mother fucker with a tobacco product that came within a 50 foot radius of me. I am shaky, I feel nauseous and Excedrin doesn't even begin to touch the migraine I have had for what seems like forever. There's not a lot I wouldn't do for a Parliament Light right ( Read more... )

So I have been a busy busy bee lately ( Read more... )

CANNONBALL!

I heart Ron Burgundy.

Tonight is going to be STELLAR because me, Carrie and Desiree are going to the Kelly Clarkson concert in Irvine!!! Since I am the numero uno Kelly Clarkson enthusiast, this evening will rank very highly in my book of fucking amazingly good times.

I am loving life!!!!

Imagine a woman who believes it is right and good she is a woman ( Read more... )

Soooo... in high school I always looked forward to college because everyone says that it's the greatest time in their life. Anyone who has ever said that should be sodomized and then shot. I have never been this tired in my entire life and death is looking like a pretty appealing option. I spend most of my life sitting in my car, and when I get ( Read more... )