Compassion Is the Fashion for These Celebs ( Read more... )

For those of you who haven't heard yet, I hate to tell you via livejournal. I'm getting married April 22, 2006 and as much as I'd love for everyone I've ever known and loved in my lifetime to be there, I know that it isn't humanly possible because of distance and time constraints. So rather than make you feel bad for not buying a $500 plane ( Read more... )

In a moment of solitary confinement, I replaced the drone of the television set for that of complete silence. Or so I thought? Privy to the unfortunate lovemaking in the apartment next to mine, I delved deep into the world of cyberspace until things became quiet again. Sounding like two passionate seals in the mid-day sun, I could only imagine ( Read more... )

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I'm a working stiff/wage slave who has had the "pleasure" of working in a variety of career fields in the last ten years. In the ten years since I landed my first job washing dishes at an old folk's home, I have learned just how bad work sucks. So rather than get mad at my employers for my lousy wages, crummy hours and intolerable co-workers, I ( Read more... )

Drat! I'm so tired I can barely move. What is wrong with me? I can't seem to motivate myself to do anything! Will it be a shock to me when my house is a wreck and nothing is done before I leave? I can't imagine why it wouldn't ( Read more... )

Every muscle in my body aches. My palms are bruised from tripping over my own damn feet and falling into a pile of gravel. I have to go back to work an hour early because my client's daughter is too lazy to get her own mother ready for a birthday party she's taking her to. My house is gradually becoming decluttered but all I feel like doing is ( Read more... )

I have one resolution for 2006. It is quite simply the best one I have ever come up with ( Read more... )

Ho! Ho! Oh! My head is killing me! Was it the tiniest sip of Chandi's wine that did this to me? The jackhammer pounding against my head is all too real. Couldn't I have slept in once in my life ( Read more... )

I finished this semester with a 3.6 GPA. Not to shabby for a girl who had no time to herself these past few months ( Read more... )