Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Fireworks Display
10. What you call a fireworks display, the police call arson
9. Best part was when the bug zapper fell in the pool
8. Only celebrity they could get is the Geico lizard
7. Al Gore shuts it down because of atmosphere-warming sulfure emissions
6. It starts at noon
5. It's just a couple of guys yelling, "
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