cellphones and spuge

[lilrubysoho]

so i'm sure you all heard about my ex giving be a bottle of his special fluids before he left. i just thought i would go a little more into detail about that. when he first came here about a year ago no tattoo place would hire him because he didn't have a phone. just an email address. so i bought him a cell phone and paid the bill. ever since then

Comments

[doogly]

I think you should preempt that by sharing naked pictures with your actual friends first.

But also this guy is an ass.

[inkycute]

I'm gonna agree with the "he's an ass" diagnosis.
You guys aren't together anymore, it isn't Christmas, and with the "bitch" comment I don't see how any of it can be read as good or funny. It sounds to me like he's bordering on psychotic. Stop talking to him, he makes me angry on your behalf.

Also, I love you

[angieduvall]

You should bring the jar o' spooge to con. We'll put a mustache on it and call it Reginald.