so............... i haven't been on here in forever, forgot my password once and gave up til just a lil bit ago, i never make any real posts but i found this one and liked it so....... DO IT!

Ask me a question about EACH of the following:

- Friends
- Sex
- Music
- Religion
- Love
- Livejournal

No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in ( Read more... )

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HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 laughing eyes
4 well-shaped legs
4 loving arms
2 firm milk containers
2 nuts
1 fur-lined mixing bowl
1 firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until ( Read more... )

fuck, i need to go to bed, i have pretty much given up, this sucks, i have been drinking since noon today, and i am about ready to pass out in mel's dorm (By Myself)

WOO FUCKING HOO!!!

wtf i am so pissed how come b/c you're nice you get screwed over all the frickin time and it sucks, i have pretty much given up, so much for all of my friends hanging out for the weekend, that definately didn't happen and idk. i'm sure you've heard how they say you loose the majority of your friends you had in high school, i never wanted to ( Read more... )

CENTRAL/WESTERN WEEKEND!!!!!

w/ mel, chrissy, kelly, sheena, cole, oko, and others!!!!

~one night down one night to go

so far what we've learned @ western:

~NO means NO and passesd out out doesn't mean YES

~don't hop fences tying to run from the cops when you don't know how to hop fences, see: sheena and amanda

more to come! 

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according to a test that doctor phil gave this is what i am ( Read more... )

definately drank AGAIN last night. i only had a couple and was already feeling it, OH MAN we made this punch stuff it was amazing!!!!!!! (like an orgasim in your mouth) speaking of orgasim in your mouth, i had some gum that was definately just that! (thanks kel)  Kelly Kort was home for the weekend and we went and partied it up with all the Lake ( Read more... )

so last night we all (everyone from OU, kathy, andy, me, tom, chelsea, steve, jenny, and dale) went up to andy's farm (yeah, and they all thought i lived in BFE) we had BBQ and a bonfire (fun stuff) I got trashed, drank way too much way too fast, i just about finished off a whole 5th of malibou all by myself, i had a couple of absolute mandrin ( Read more... )