Those eternal questions

[lilycactus]

I was told I shouldn't hesitate to ask questions, so there you go:

- Why is there Paolo rather than nothing?

- Why did God choose to play for A.C. Milan instead of, say, Vatican City national football team, Al-Wahda FC Mecca, or Beitar Jerusalem F.C.?

- If Paolo bites off Satan Zlatan’s ear during the Milan derby, is it a foul or a sacrament of

Comments

[pescagialla]

Woman...you're my kind of stupid ♥

I googled "Clericus Cup" because I couldn't quite believe it, and when I saw this headline

God squad to bring dignity back to Italian football,

...for a split second I thought they meant us.

Clericus Cup! *giggles*

[lilycactus]

Oops, there's a typo in the first line:

"The Hand of God has reached down into European football but this time it has nothing to do with PAOLO MALDINI."

Quite honored to be your kind of stupid ♥

[rose_of_rouen]

You pose questions to which there are no answers my dear, but without Istanbul there wouldn't have been Athens, and I wouldn't want that.

[lilycactus]

*admires your Zen master attitude*

Me, I wanted both Istanbul and Athens, because I'm a domination freak. I'm like Darius, or Alexander the Great. Insatiable, and a bit crazy.

*spins world globe and cackles evilly*

[rose_of_rouen]

I like the sound of your plan for World Domination, Alexander and Paolo Maldini

[lilycactus]

*sits lotus style, closes eyes and listens to the deep, apalled silence of her f-list*

Very peaceful and soothing, actually.

[lilycactus]

I have a feeling this is going to get me filtered out.

[yvanne]

Yet another horribly deranged Milan fan on my f-list ? Must be the radioactive emissions from Milan Lab.

#1 : 42
#2 : Truly God's designs are impenetrable.
#3 : That one is tricky. THAT'S A FOUL, OF COURSE.
#4 : I think it's the color of Gigi Buffon's eyes, actually.
#5 : No. Milan's pain was too damn fun to watch.

[betsyli]

...well...this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said that...

Here are my answers:

- because Paolo is the opposite of nothing: it is only through his existence that nothingness can appear, devoid of his beauty, elegance and charm. Without Paolo there would be no nothingness, for that despite his godly traits, Paolo cannot fill the entire void of the universe.

- Two words: PAPA. CESARE.

- It is a foul, technically, but then the ref would have to apologize for carding him ("I'm sorry, Mister Maldini") and Zlatan would be in absolute bliss and then try to hump Ronnie's leg or something.

- Because the sky is the reflection of heavens, dummy. *smiles tenderly*

- Laxative, maybe not. Or perhaps only in Rafa's tea. I would rather take out the laxative from our ragazzi's tea...

I hope that you can now sleep more soundly at night.

(Lol. ♥ ♥ ♥)