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New journal, this way...
Hey people, just to let anyone who actually stumbles across this know that I've created a new livejournal. I wasn't sure how to delete all the old entries except one-by-one, so my new LJ can be found down at
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I want to move to Bella Coola
It's way too hot here... I'd like to move to Bella Coola... of course, according to this site they're up at 33 celcius and it honestly isn't much hotter here. And Na'nook has just broken into the crate of shoes I had tucked under the shelf in my closet so she wouldn't chew on them... fortunately, all she's stolen out of it are some old slippers. We ( Read more... ) -
LJ, meet Na'nook
I realized that it's been more than a week and I have yet to introduce anyone here to my new puppy, Na'nook. She's now 8 1/2 weeks old (I think I'm just going to celebrate her birthday at about the same time as mine, I don't know the exact date), and is the cutest puppy in existence. No, I'm serious. Her mum's a german shepherd and her dad's a ( Read more... ) -
Writing Excercise: Bronzed
Here's a little writing excersise I tried in class and actually kind of liked the result... the assignment was to write a postcard story using just one long, unending, sentence.
Bronzed
By H.A. Hogeterp
2007-06-07
Her beauty was the kind I admired the most but never could master myself, with her perfectly symmetrical features ( Read more... ) -
My tab - $325 Is that in Canadian funds or American?
Read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Then add up your total fine and title your entry "My Bar Tab Is..." You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
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puppies, bikes, condoms and a Short Story: Brain-sucking Aliens
I went to the Langley animal shelter to see a dog at the advice of my dog, an eightween week old lab/rottie/??? named Jingles and she's absolutely adorable. He said I could get her, so I filled out the application and all, but there were lots of aplicants and they found someone better suited to her. I think they wanted someone with serious dog ( Read more... ) -
Little bit of Wordsworth...
Maybe a little hard to keep in mind when you're trying to get that report in to work/school, get to work/school on time, walk the dog, feed the kids/cats, fill up your gas tank and take care of the car, get in a workout, and do whatever else you need to get done in a day, but I think William Wordsworth's words ring as true or more true today than ( Read more... )
