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[lilygamgee]

Didja ever see that show where the girl was dead, and then she wasn't dead, but she wasn't really the same girl anymore? She had blue hair and rode around in a robot. It was pretty neato

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[peregrinboffin]

Good to see you back, dear!

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[lilygamgee]

Uncle Trotter! Can you make me a disguise so nobody eats me? That would be useful, I think.

[peregrinboffin]

I don't think they'll be eating you again, dear. Not to worry. :)

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[lilygamgee]

Really? Yay! What have you been doing while I was gone? Did you go on any adventures?

[samwisegamgee]

I was eaten not too long ago.

Hullo.

[lilygamgee]

It's not much fun, is it? 'Specially if they don't poo you out for ages and you're all churned up in the stomach acids.

I won't hug you if you don't want me to, Mr Samwise sir, but if you don't mind I'd like to.

[samwisegamgee]

That's... disgusting. No, it's not fun at all, I fancy. I was all chopped up first and eaten by my dad's boyfriend, my old boss. He's dead now, though, which I suppose is fitting.

Awwwwww! Um. You don't have to call me Mr. Samwise! Granted, I don't know what you should call me, but... uh. Yeah. *hugs Lily*

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[lilygamgee]

Your Dad's boyfriend ate you? Ew, gross! Isn't that how mad cow disease got started, when they fed bits of other cows to the cows that were still alive and it made the cows crazy? Though I guess he was already crazy, if he ate you.

*hugs back* I could call you just Sam, maybe?

[estellabolger]

You're not still angry about that thing where I few you cigarettes, are you? Please don't shoot me.

[lilygamgee]

They tasted sorta like old socks. I like socks. You can put google eyes on them and fill them with poison and feed them to bears.

Not that I would, or anything. I've just heard that you can do that.

I wouldn't shoot you. Your makeup looks like a clown. I like clowns.

[estellabolger]

What do you need socks for? You're a hobbit, you silly child. And I would have thought you'd have learnt better than to do anything that might annoy a bear.

The clown remark was just utterly uncalled for, and if I wasn't a calm and sensible woman capable of finding an inner core of peace, I'd smack you.

[lilygamgee]

Don't smack me, please, my head might fall off again. I was an oppressed and abused child before I died, and you should be nicer to me or I'll tell everyone you fed me cigarettes and locked me in the cupboard so you could play naked tickle games with my mother.

As for the inner core of peace, you're about as zen as a mosh pit, Aunty Stella.

[norolinde]

Thank you for ghost-kissing me when I was dead. :D

[lilygamgee]

Being dead sucks. It was the least I could do, since you were nice to me and stuff. I hope you're feeling better now.

[daisygamgee]

Hello.

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[lilygamgee]

Hiya!