My left eyebrow is pulsating furiously. There is a giant black and blue bruise above my eye so big, I am actually wondering if people will wonder if I'm a battered housewife if I go out today ( Read more... )

What a fun Saturday it was. I adore having saturdays off now... for the first time in about 8 years, actually. Nuts ( Read more... )

I just found an ad on my BANANA. It's a little sticker that reads: "Smuckers Uncrustables* P B & J in the freezer aisle" (*insert zany font for the word "uncrustables ( Read more... )

here's a little piece I wrote abou tthe meth head escapade. It's not finished yet ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel like writin about life.... Sometimes, it writes me. I'm in a strange place, where the hot summer nights are probably affecting my ability to make decisions... my level-headedness is at risk when it gets this hot. THe weather is the only thing I have left to blame it on ( Read more... )

Come dance your socks off at my birthday shin-dig ( Read more... )

Wednesday night while we slept, a desperate individual broke a basement window, slid inside and violated our home. He or she made off with my housemates computer, digital camera, ipod and $250 in cash. They took off out the back door, and that was that ( Read more... )

Catsup died tonight. About an hour ago, he had a brain anyeurism and in an instant, passed away in his mommy's arms. He was twelve, lived a good long life, led a worldly existence, and made our home a happier one.

May he rest in peace, deep in the cold, earthen substrata of our side yard.

I am pleased to announce the newest member to the family; MY NEW IPOD!!!! She's so cute! I'm going to name her Maude, and I've already got ideas for little leather jackets and knitted wooly cozies in which to dress her up. She has a shiny shiny backside, which doubles nicely as a compact mirror. I can't wait to load her up with my Entire ( Read more... )

Thank you Sara and Blades for the rockin-est red hair EVER. I just hope it lasts... I am going to try washing it less to keep the color... we'll see if that makes a difference. It's difficult not to get self-conscious of greasy-headedness... some people can really pull off the bed-head, but my lifeless mop just feels nasty after a couple of days ( Read more... )