I have lived through 95 of these 158 things ( Read more... )

Its been about half past never since I updated here. Anyways. I have to buy a new car. Woohoo. Then Id like to find a min-wage home decorating place to work like Pier 1 for the summer. I found out all my little kidders passed the end of grade test. WOOHOO! I wish I could go throw them a party but..I have no car!!

This house is impossible to keep tidy. We have too much stuff and no basement! The attic is useless..its a big fluffy cave of insulation! The dog and cat are too hairy and white! At the end of the week there is enough hair on the floor to make at least four entirely new animals out of! I nicely did Ben's laundry with mine and discovered we have ( Read more... )

for sale on Ril-Bay:

one brother of Benjamin Leon, one cat of brother of Benjamin Leon, and one washing machine. This limited edition three piece set can be yours tomorrow!! Proceeds will go to the Where-The-Fuck-Is-April's-Engagement-Ring Fund.

Can you imagine eating an apple for the first time? After a lifetime of just having dry dog food? Something that doesnt even resemble the flavor of real human food? An apple would be heaven. Like the best dessert you could imagine. You should have seen her light up. Her whole body. She was saying in doggie language "ohhhh yeah, thats good momma... ( Read more... )

Kids are so cute. One of mine wrote when she grows up she wants to be a princess.

I planted mums!!! We'll see if they croak or not!
I may have a second job at Ann Taylor. I guess well see if they call back.

Shortest update ever. Im tired.

goodnight!!

14 kiddies in my class this year. Four didnt show up! Crazy, I know ( Read more... )

An old man and his dog were walking down this dirt road with fences on both sides, they came to a gate in the fence and looked in, it was nice - grassy, woody areas, just what a 'huntin' dog and man would like, but, it had a sign saying 'no trespassing' so they walked on ( Read more... )

How many little injuries do you have? Lets see...countless scratches from the dog, a deep cut from the cat, a cut from a kitchen accident and a few bruises. aarghh ( Read more... )

Willow and Ben are sleeping. Its nice having a house cause I can sit out here and snack on unhealthy foods and chat on the internet. I am no longer attempting to save the cat's hide from the dog. I nicely tried to carry the furry little fuck upstairs so it wouldnt turn it into a hissing bush of terror and she dug her claws into my finger as soon as ( Read more... )