Anyone who wants to come see Mark Dion talk about art and natural history at the Bell Museum tonight should give me a call...and plan on meeting at my house at around 6. Some of you mothers should come!

Hey suckers...well, it's been about a thousand years since I updated this mudder. Shit is pretty awesome. My job is still going really well. My boss told me he is really happy with my work and that he is going to bring me to Chicago in March for the big trade show there. That will be fucking awesome. I haven't been doing much taxidermy, but I ( Read more... )

So, me and the jibbly jorbles went to the mall yesterday and it was a horrible miserable time. I wished I was dead at many a moment, but at least I have my

!!!!HORROR BALLS!!!!


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Can this possibly be real?


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Hey everybody, why don't you "friend" my buddy thebygg. He works at the Midway and wants to enter the amazing and lucrative world of the internet.

Also, what the shit was with that gay crap last night? I haven't seen that much blow since huricane Katrina! Whoa! Anyways, the pigs in a blanket were delicious.

We watched the world's most fucked-up night of tv ever...no, not the flooding of the French quarter (see: Sodom and Gomorrah)...but a bevy of shows so unrealistically bad I can scarcely believe my memory. Was it all just a liquid-rubber-induced hallucination? Have I spent too much time inhaling translucent sealants and the ammonia reek of latex ( Read more... )

Well, i told Midway that i needed to give notice. It was sad. I am going to stay on to help with weekends until they find someone to take my place. So, if anyone out there wants an awesome job at a kick-ass bookstore, let me know!

Man, this is awesome! I just got a fucking raise at Fright Props...like a serious raise...so now, not only do I have the greatest job ever, I am making more than I've ever made doing it. I am still nervous that the job might end sooner than i would like...who knows what will happen after halloween...but fuck it! This rules ( Read more... )

What the hell...quizes are gay.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

Garg! My e-mail and shit is not working. If you need to contact me or send me love letters, leave me a comment here or some such jazz....speaking of jazz we saw Skeleton Key tonight...man I love me some hoodoo...I want to live in a hoodoo room.