Just dropping a quick note to say that our new neighbor is a drunken UFC fighter whos hobbies include:

Drinking vodka
Making out with his girlfriend in the street
Shaking my hand for way too long
And choking his dog

His name is Kelly and he enjoys driving a car with a broken side mirror and drinking giant blue slushies.

Fucking shit balls...seriously, wad up some shit in a doughy ball and broil it. I've been having a hell of a day...this whole living your dream / having the coolest job on earth had spoiled me...I'm just not used to retail anymore...my thick skin of artificial niceness has been shat into the toilet of oblivion and flushed by the right hand of fate ( Read more... )

Come on, you know you wanna buy it!

http://www.frightprops.com/frightprops/props/Product.asp?ID=0637

You thought I couldn't possibly post more pictures of my gay fright props creations? You're a fool! Check out this dead cat!


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Here's what i've been up to at the ole zombie shop. These are all parts for our soon to be released Walls of Gore:

( gorey goodness )

Boo fuckers! Go buy some fright props you douche lickers!

http://www.frightprops.com/frightprops/props/Product.asp?ID=0636

suck on it

This might be the most fun I've ever had on the internet:L

http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

The good times at fright props continue to roll. Check out some painted mold rejects I made today.


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Well, the Jorbus had to run to the hills like a pox infected injun, so it's just me and the grizzle now. Luckily, I have my awesome new job to keep me company. Once again I was given the task of creating something utterly stupid (an Evil Clown) and ended up having a great time. Here's a picture of the world's fattest, evilest clown ever!


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Here's some pictures of my recent project at work, an alien head that will come popping out of a barrel:


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