Valitine day always seems to suck for me, my bearing broke today, but i did stick  it to those damn golfers. They were jealous that i was on a board and wearing gardening gloves with lil roses. I'll showem

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Christmas is coming. I think if anything is coming it should automatically be labeled as evil to moderately not good. No one should like change, thats why I have wasted the last hour putting my change into paper tubes. The money is gonna be ROLLING in, in the form of $5,$2 and 50cents!! there is not cents button how dare my keyboard, my faithful ( Read more... )

So I work at a hippy store, they sell vegan/vegetarian alternatives as well as crazy herbal supplements. The store does sell some meats, a little amount of chicken and some sliced deli meats, but for the most part its health crap. It has come to my attention that the store is trying to kill me, with a lack of meat. I recently found out what I had ( Read more... )

The ground was covered in hair, the stylist was almost done with the Abdominal  snow man, but then again he did only ask for a trim, which still took over 4 hours to do his whole body. Ever since Yeti had seen Star Wars he had changed his look to be more like Chewbacca (file photo), he also took some tiny cardboard boxes and taped them to a belt, ( Read more... )

So is yogurt supposed to be tingly on your tongue? like pop rocks?

Women are such a problem when there's no prospects. I lately have been trying to act normal(what other people deem normal, not my normal) around them, and it seems to work alright. I could care less actually, I am back where I started 4 years ago, fresh into the state and feel like going into isolation, do my own thing. When I moved to CA, I knew i ( Read more... )

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Chris, thirty, is my new neighbor; he sees me grilling and invites me to a shindig. I am also new to the area, moving out for college ( Read more... )

A tribute to American Cheese

Because of American Cheese's lack of actual dairy product and individual wrap makes it number one in the world to this day...

In 1944 when the nuke was being put into its final paces, there was a weapon even greater than the Fat Boy…Individual wrapped American Cheese. The Germans had no idea, they were the first to fall ( Read more... )