If there's one thing in this world I love, it's company funded Christmas parties. Especially when it's not my company footing the bill. Spent all of tonight drinking vodka (with one peach, vodka, cranberry and lime cocktail, NOM) and eating Japanese food on Chris's company's tab, while gasbagging with a coworker's wife. So much fun! Especially the ( Read more... )

would just like to say, she reads everything that you awesome guys post, even when she's not totally wine-addled. It probably says a lot that I'm drunk posting when it;s only 8:30pm, but what can I say - if I have to play 3 games of netball and 3 games of dodgeball tomorrow, I need to get sloshed in time to allow myself to sober up before I sleep ( Read more... )

Wow, that was... a long time ago. Um, hi ( Read more... )

Posting from work because I am just that naughty today. And because nobody is in the office so I have to boast to somebody ( Read more... )

Stupid things I have done today - so far ( Read more... )

Oh my poor mum. She woke up this morning and discovered she couldn't move her right hand. She could make a loose fist, but couldn't really open it again and can't pick anything up or hold it with any security. One trip to the doctor later and she's been diagnosed with Saturday Night Palsy. As in, she went out drinking last night, fell asleep on the ( Read more... )

I for one welcome our new robotic overlord Prime Minister Kevin Rudd ( Read more... )

FIVE HOURS OF WILL AND GRACE RERUNS. MY SISTER HAS BEEN WATCHING THIS AND OTHER SHITTY SITCOMS FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS NOW. I WENT OUT TO DINNER AND SHE'S STILL WATCHING IT ( Read more... )

Is it just me, or is livejournal not playing nice with Opera anymore?

Because that would make me a sad Kelly. I do heart Firefox, but I heart Opera even more. And having two browsers open is just confusing me.

I gets to go home on Sunday!!!1!

KELLY - 1 INTERNSHIP REPORT - 0

Yes, it is handed the fuck in. 11 weeks, 8,000 words, 12 graphs, 109 footnotes, 40 references, three nevervous breakdowns, two Budget night parties and ONE MUTHAFUCKING REPORT HELL YEAH.

And now I'm going to get very very very drunk.