O truant Muse, what shall be thy amends
For thy neglect of truth in beauty dyed?
Both truth and beauty on my love depends;
So dost thou too, and therein dignified.
Make answer, Muse: wilt thou not haply say
'Truth needs no colour, with his colour fix'd;
Beauty no pencil, beauty's truth to lay;
But best is best, if never intermix'd?'
Because he needs no ( Read more... )

SO, because I love the comic relief of our Tigers' announcers, I spent the game documenting each of their one-liners...and some of their quotes that were a little, uh..off-color.

First Inning:
Rod: "Maggs is now tied with Ichiro Suzuki. Ichiro is a free agent next year, and woo, whoever signs him is gon' have to back dat Brinks truck up and give him ( Read more... )