Earlier tonight, while attempting to fill in lost time and summarize 2009 in my personal written journal, I realized that this is a year that, for the most part, I don't really want to relive for the hour it takes to fully detail what happened. I can list a very small handful of really awesome life-changing things from 2009 (adopting Gus, turning ( Read more... )

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YANKEES NATIONNNNNN

From my loud neighbors next door:
EVEN IF YOU PULL OUT, YOU CAN STILL GET HER PREGNANT!

"WHY DIDN'T YOU WEAR A CONDOM!?!?"

It's true, guys. Even if you pull out, you can still get her pregnant. There is sperm in pre-ejaculate. Cover your stump before you hump.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT ( Read more... )

What is your salad dressing of choice ( Read more... )

I am a retard. I reset my alarm when it first went off for 8:10 and wound up letting it fall under a pillow and didn't hear it going off until 8:45. This is also combined with the fact that both cats made a really solid effort to wake me up and Courtney texted me 7 minutes before my class started (except my texting/calls were on silent). Gus knows ( Read more... )

I'm updating from my BlackBerry, as I chose not to pack my laptop despite wifi access, so please excuse my typos. I'll make sure to fix the ones I don't catch in the posting process when I'm back home and on a more normal keyboard ( Read more... )

Black Friday ( Read more... )

At 11pm, we were watching MSNBC's coverage of the election. We heard a loud roar from next door and immediately switched to CNN, which had previously been a little bit more conservative in reporting projections, and saw the headline, "BARAK OBAMA WINS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION [CNN Projection]" and screamed. My mom called to congratulate me on voting ( Read more... )