[Sigh]. I'm sick of money. It doesnt really help anything. I wish we didnt have it. Then I wouldnt have to worry about how the heck I'm paying for college next semester. Maybe I cant, then what? AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Someone save me!
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!