[You're entreated to a ridiculously long video. Five hours of Ling eating, browsing the network, and wandering around the house, all from the point of view of his computer. If you manage to sit all the way through it...]Ah! This is on. Looks like I've been struck by one of those legendary video posts that turn on without warning! I hope no one ( Read more... )

From Ling Yao to Me


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Citizens. I would be rather grateful if you indulged me for a few moments by answering this poll. This could prove to be a life or death matter so I need you to treat it with grave seriousness.

Poll Ling's Fabulous Poll

Before you ask, the poll is not rigged in any fashion to make one choice seem much more desirable than the others. That's just your imagination at

A wild Ling has appeared.

Wild Ling used Teleport.

Wild Ling has escaped.

What's this amazing delight here? Oh, a hand written note for me?

"Yo dawg. I heard you liked to eat so we took your chicken and put it in a duck and put it in a turkey. Now you can eat while you eat while you eat.

-Xzibit"

...amazing.

...yes, yes. Twenty-five orders of that. Oh, and what is this? I want another thirty orders of Dragon and Phoenix. It sounds fairly delicious if you ask me.

Fifty egg rolls on top of that aaaaaaaand an order of Chinese Donuts. Those were pretty good.

Who's going to-?

Hahaha! Good question! Bill this all to Yuuki Kurosu. No, no. K-u-r-o- ( Read more... )

You can stop running from me, hair! All I want to do is ask a couple questions and take you home with me. You'd be pretty useful.

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Hah hah hah! I didn't mean come at me like that!

WHY DOESN'T A SWORD WORK ON THIS MONSTROSITY?! HAHAHA WHERE IS RAN FAN WHEN I NEED HER?!

[ooc; see icon. that is Ling right now]

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