6th

[lingrush]

Citizens. I would be rather grateful if you indulged me for a few moments by answering this poll. This could prove to be a life or death matter so I need you to treat it with grave seriousness.

Poll Ling's Fabulous Poll

Before you ask, the poll is not rigged in any fashion to make one choice seem much more desirable than the others. That's just your imagination at

Comments

[awillowywitch]

I think that you're kinda trying to influence our judgment on this one.

[lingrush]

Maybe I should write that disclaimer at the bottom in bigger text.

[awillowywitch]

It's a very nice attempt at hiding the bias.

[lingrush]

Thank you! I appreciate your honesty.

[snapofmyfingers]

e) none of the above.

[lingrush]

I did forget the Roy Mustang option.

f) The lazy bum who makes his subordinates clean up after him.

[snapofmyfingers]

You think the Lieutenant would clean up after me?

[lingrush]

I'll ask her myself.

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[looking4wessles]

...zat seems to be an odd way to ask someone to marry you, sir.

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[lingrush]

I've tried quite a few other ways. No sense is wasting methods.

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[looking4wessles]

Maybe she just does not want to marry you...? I know it is hard to accept, but perhaps it was not meant to be.

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[lingrush]

What was that? I couldn't understand you!

[theotokos]

I don't know your situation, so here. Have the fourth option.

[lingrush]

I knew I didn't underestimate you!

[theotokos]

You do realize that I don't actually ENDORSE that, right?

[lingrush]

You don't have to endorse it in person. Paper and it's electronic equivalents are the only things that seem to matter these days.

[guardianhime]

...

[lingrush]

Did I make you jealous?

[guardianhime]

What!? NO!

[lingrush]

No need to be shy! I'll include you in the next poll.