The one night that I don't drink happens to be the night that I get pulled over by the cops... go figure.

I hate 4th of July.

I haven't posted in a long while. Not sure why I am now - as it's late and I am pretty drunk. Life is good. I haven't been this happy in a really long time. I have been going to the beach every saturday this summer. I haven't been home for more than sleep in over a month. I have a new girlfriend who makes me feel wonderful - the cool and sexy Julie ( Read more... )

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Emo kids suck ass.

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(43% dark, 43% spontaneous, 33% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties ( Read more... )