Well kids, it has been a very long time since I last posted. Lets see what has happened to me since then.....I got cable internet on my computer and then I got this really fucked my computer up. I had to reformat finally because I didn't even feel like fucking with it. I met this girl at work named Jessica that I really like, but was to scared ( Read more... )

Well kids it has ben a long while since I last posted I think. A few things have changed in my life, but For the BEST!. I HAVE A JOB! I am no longer broke, and I will never be broke again as far as I am concerned:) I'm a bus boy/soon to be line chef(as soon as my friend Thomas leaves to go to New York at the end of the year) at a restaurant ( Read more... )

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How to make a linkinparkhxc
Ingredients:

1 part mercy

3 parts silliness

3 parts
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

A well known, much-married movie star said to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend and he's 18, so I want you to tighten my vagina. This has to be our secret - no tabloids, definitely no leaks ( Read more... )

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned ( Read more... )

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it ( Read more... )

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."

It's been awhile since I posted anything. I was reminded of that by a very good friend tonight when I read my e-mail. Well not a whole lot has been going with me lately. That whole officemax thing turned into a big flop for me. I will re-apply there I think but I'm also looking for a job more towards my expertise. I love cooking. Therefore i ( Read more... )

Well kids I haven't been posting much lately. I have abrand new computer and I have a fucked up phone line in my room all of a sudden. I don't know what the hell is wrong with it. I finally finished buying my Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice ( Read more... )