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[linoleumfetish]

Not cool, City. Not. Cool. Ever heard of a little thing called clown sensitivity? It's more common than you'd think. At least none of them have tried to stab me. Yet

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[cal_sitter]

People really should worry less about clowns and more about flesh-eating monsters disguised as clowns.

[linoleumfetish]

Because worrying about the ones running around with knives wasn't enough.

[cal_sitter]

They're clowns, and you seem to be a grown man accustomed to worse than people wearing grease paint.

[linoleumfetish]

Trying to find reason in irrational fears completely defeats the purpose.

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[tothelibrary]

Define better.

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[linoleumfetish]

Setting foot in the natural sunlight sometime soon better?

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[tothelibrary]

I'm pondering a new and promising career in vampirism?

...That was a joke. I think my sense of humor left with Connor. I'm working on it.

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[linoleumfetish]

You'll move past the awkward and morbid humor phase with time. It goes by in stages.

[harrysbackup]

Trust me, no matter how many you avert, you never learn the plural.

[linoleumfetish]

Is there a plural, even? Maybe no one invented it because they didn't think it was necessary. I don't think the fine people at Webster ever considered the possibility that the world could potentially end once a year.

[harrysbackup]

Or twice a year, depending on where you're from.

Thomas Raith, by the way.

[linoleumfetish]

We had about three my senior year of high school.

Heya. Xander Harris.

[sword_boy]

Yearly apocalypsi? Huh. Interesting. Must be able to set your clock on them then...

It seems that we have some curse every month which could be considered apocalyptic.

[linoleumfetish]

Yeah, oddly enough. Things usually get really tense after the holidays, blow up around March, and it all hits the fan come April and June.

Those are actually kind of mild by Sunny D standards.

[sword_boy]

Huh. This place is a bit calm compared to what I'm used to.

[linoleumfetish]

Ditto that, my friend. Ditto it indeed.

[itsallawesome]

Hey dude, chill out. Sustained anger is bad for your heart.

[linoleumfetish]

You know what else is bad for the heart? Getting stabbed.

[itsallawesome]

Stabbings are pretty rough, yeah. But trust me, none of these clowns are gonna stab you. Just take some deep breaths and keep cool. Blood pressure is not a joking matter.

[linoleumfetish]

Neither are killer clowns. But I'm so very much not joking about either.