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[linoleumfetish]

Not cool, City. Not. Cool. Ever heard of a little thing called clown sensitivity? It's more common than you'd think. At least none of them have tried to stab me. Yet

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[horrible_protag]

I do not believe that any of the cursed have any intention to stab you.

[linoleumfetish]

Don't let the bright face paint in deceptively cheerful shapes fool you. They're out for blood.

[horrible_protag]

Well, if you so desire, I can shield them from you.

[linoleumfetish]

...Shield them?

[tinyvampiregod]

I don't like clowns either.

Let's cut them open and see if they bleed colors here.

[linoleumfetish]

Or we could not and forget you ever made that extremely creepy suggestion.

[tinyvampiregod]

They probably want to do the same to us, you know.

[linoleumfetish]

You know, I'd love to but somehow when I woke up today I didn't think to put clown autopsy on my schedule.

[1inageneration]

I think it's apocalypses, personally. Apocalypsi just sounds like a really strange Greek name.

[linoleumfetish]

Or all those funky names we see in the History of Monsters, volumes one through six billion and three. It would make sense.

[1inageneration]

All of the other monsters would pick on them, though.

[linoleumfetish]

Who are we to deny them their right of passage?

[mercifulsun]

I thought they were mean to be funny?

[linoleumfetish]

When they aren't trying to butcher you maybe.

[mercifulsun]

...They do? I thought they were like jesters.

[linoleumfetish]

They are like jesters. Deranged, morbid, bloodthirsty jesters with over-sized shoes. Yet they never seem to trip when they chase you. Explain that to me.

[abdicate_you]

Clown sensitivity?

[linoleumfetish]

Fear of clowns?

[abdicate_you]

You are easily frightened.

[linoleumfetish]

I was six years old.