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I've come up with an idea for an entirely new type of business and I'm looking for funding. The working name is "Eat and Urn" deli and crematorium and the slogan I've created for the advertising campaign is, "Are you sure that's ham you're eating?" An alternate might be, "people... the other red meat". A preliminary script for a radio spot is as ( Read more... )

I think the best movie never made would have a trailer beginning with the line: "In a world with no toilet paper..."

Something I wrote in Cat Chan's LJ. I hate to swipe my own words but it's kind of important so... Here it is ( Read more... )

Ever have one of those strange epiphonies that suddenly puts large swaths of your life into focus? The kind that makes you so uncomfortable with yourself that you wish you could crawl out of your own skin? I had one of those about a week ago and I wish it had stayed just beyond my peripheral vision. An ache that you can ignore because you can't ( Read more... )

I let my sanity pills run out without getting them refilled. I have been without for four or five days and it hasn't gone over too well. I find myself irritable, easily slipping into much deeper depression than usual. I get overly pissed off at the smallest trifles then I feel severely guilty for reacting so inappropriately. Depressions follows ( Read more... )

Hey there, poo-pee heads! I'm still alive, if only barely. Just thought you might want to know. The other day I landed myself in the emergency room. It started with nausea then I lost sensation in my hands and feet, followed by my forarms and lower legs until my I could not move my limbs at all. My hands were cramped up in this weird position ( Read more... )

I have officially moved to Cleveland. Just so everybuddy knowzzzzz. I am now beating the street for a job. Wish me luck...

The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Kekoukela", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "kokou kole", translating into "happiness in the mouth ( Read more... )

I had this bizarre and disturbing dream last night. I usually don't remember mydreams but this made an indellible impression on me. I was in the house in which I grew up only my room was not my room. It was but it wasn't, if you know what I mean. I got up in the morning and looked out the window. There was a dead bird in the middle of the yard; not ( Read more... )