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Because y'all need to see more white British art school bitches trying to mold my perfect mug. Payce.

Look, muthafuckahs. Daddy L's got way too much on his plate DU JOUR to worry about posting on Live Journal. But for my baby girl Nicole, I will. Life is more than a bunch of hedges needing clipping. Let's talk about Oprah. Shit, actually, let's not. I hope y'all niggaz have been awares of my comeback album and if not, shame, nigga. Shaaaayyyyme. ( Read more... )

Whaddup, chits. Daddy Lionel here with some words of wisdom. Yo, scratch that. I ain't got no wisdom. My babykid Nicole can attest. She's like "Daddy, shooooooot, throw me an engagement party!" and I'm like "Giiiiiirl, I'll put down my hedge clippers for 2.5 seconds to hook that shit up!" and then she goes and gets her dumb nigga ass unengaged. ( Read more... )

Big Daddy Lionel's been hittin' the party scene. Since my baby girl Nicole's all engaged and shit (whaddup, boo, yo daddy's still here and I have all eyez on Adam Goldstein), someone in the Richie family has to get down wit their bad self! Observe as Big L shares the love with the supahstars of the UK! My boy Robbie "Rock DJ" Williams' was all ( Read more... )

What, niggaz? I'm performing on Indian Idol with Richard "hamster lover" Gere. OBVIOUSLY I AM A BUSY MAN. Too busy to keep up a muthafuckin' journal, that's fo' sho'. But yo, my babykid requested I come back so here I be ( Read more... )

Aaight first up, this nigga thinks he looks like me. Last time I looked in the mirror I was NOT hispanic. You tell me though ( Read more... )

Dear British pop singer ( Read more... )

Keeping a journal is a lot harder than writing a song, that's fo' sho. My daughter's more famous than I am, this is a travesty! Don't they know who I am?! I am Mr. Lionel - I guest starred on Felicity- Richie! He, the parlayer of romantic love songs, the reason millions of babies were made, the cure-all when your lady's not feelin' so hot to trot. ( Read more... )

I am Lionel Richie and you worship me. I don't think I need to say much more.

Instead, I will serenade you with one of my love ballads.

I've been alone with you, inside my mind ( Read more... )