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Oh, brother
We have about eleventy-thousand surplus stores here in Colorado Springs, due to the large military community. Driving up La Salle yesterday, I saw "CDs - Military Discount". Underneath that, "*JAY-Z* *Fifty Cents*".
Now look, I might be Mayor Emeritus Honky Honkerton of Honktown, but it's 50 CENT, not Cents. More accurately, it's "Fitty ( Read more... ) -
D'OHHHH!
Sistah Lynx - sorry I missed you birthday. I've neglected LJ for the past two weeks or so. See, a PUBLIC apology carries more "oomph" than a private statement of chagrin. I also don't have anything more exciting to post here right now. How you doin'? -
Is it any wonder I'm so fixated on Endtimes theology?
National Bingo Night on ABC.
National BINGO Night on TELEVISION. Jesus, it sounds like a George Carlin routine. -
My first Russian three-way
Just let me feel manly with that caption for a moment. Ok ( Read more... ) -
I don't know which is dorkier
1) Yesterday, I completed level 1000 on a dinosaur-themed version of Tetris called Dynomite. Now I'll stop playing the "Stomped" mode of the game. Enough is enough. (A round of Dynomite takes 1-2 minutes ( Read more... ) -
Job Wars VI: Return of My Sanity
The surprisingly brief follow-up interview *must* have gone well, because when I got home Angela told me to call. It seems the manager made a beeline to HR when I left. So........
AFTER TEN AND A HALF YEARS, I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A HEADSET ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I start at Compassion International on April 9th (data entry and donations processing). ( Read more... ) -
Job Wars V - Unnecessary Special Edition
(I'm feeling too lazy to type the "narrative crawl" that starts each movie ( Read more... ) -
Intermission
To distract myself from current anxieties (See Job Wars IV-V), I picked up some parts for a lightsaber at Lowe's. It was easier than I thought: I found a chrome 1 1/2" diameter pipe and some kind of pipe joint that makes a good "collar" for where the beam would come out. Maybe $10 to $15 of doo-dads, some screws and some super glue, and I'll be ( Read more... ) -
Job Wars V: The Empire Calls Back
...........................Friday afternoon, as the Rebels ( Read more... ) -
Job Wars IV: A New Hope
. . . .. . . It is an uncertain time ( Read more... )