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Mayyyybe I'm missing the point of the commercial
The odds of a child reaching Broadway: 1 in 11,000.
The odds of a child developing autism: 1 in 150.
The odds of an autistic child reaching Broadway: 1 in 16,500,000.
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Such n' Such
I don't know which is more exciting ( Read more... ) -
This is my pissed-off face.
Today, I stopped on the way home from work to buy groceries. The swipe box didn't accept my debit card. After two tries, I apologized and left the cart against the adjacent wall. The cashier was cool about it. I called my bank and verified my available balance through the automated menu. Then I checked the balance through the store's ATM. ( Read more... ) -
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Friday at work, we had a great big-ass costume/set design contest throughout the building. The theme was "The Wizard of Oz". Each department on three floors acted out a different chapter of the film. As with all my call-center jobs, the managers put me on art duty ( Read more... ) -
Son of Odds n' Ends
1) I keep thinking today is Saturday. Maybe it's because I took a nap in the early afternoon ( Read more... ) -
Taking the baton fron Anricat...
1. I can open my mouth about 15 millimeters more than the national average. I haven't tried putting a cue ball in there yet, and I likely won't ( Read more... ) -
Odds n' Ends
I'm getting closer and closer to shaving this friggin' head. At our last team meeting at work, we discussed prayer requests and praises since the last meeting. Our manager noted how "God knows each of the hairs on our heads". Then, in a moment of weakness, she said "And, we won't mention Scott right now." (At the present rate of follicular ( Read more... ) -
Harry Potter and The Abominable Stench
We got our copy of the last Harry Potter book. Angela saved a bundle between pre-ordering and her bookstore membership.
I understand sweating in anticipation, but it was like a fucking CONTEST - who can recreate the gutters of Johannesburg using only his or her underarms? Granted, there were about 300 of us in there by midnight. Many of those in ( Read more... ) -
This n' That
1) I pulled an eyebrow hair that was one inch long today. It's the only one - I checked. Uggh!!! I don't need to be lookin' like Master of The Flying Guillotine.
2) On a "King of The Hill" rerun, the head of a military school is fired and takes his office chair with him. It's the same chair I have at work! The character even called it his " ( Read more... ) -
Turn the TV off?....Have you f***ing MET me?!?
While Angela took a nap this afternoon, I sat in front of the TV. I chanced upon a cinematic gem entitled "Double Team", starring Jean-Claude Van Damme
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