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[lionpassant]

If Peter were in my situation right now, he’d probably have this all sorted. I don’t. I'm not Peter.

I don’t know where I am right now. But I know one thing and it’s that this place is not Narnia. Far from it.

Answers. Answers would be good.

I have to sort this out myself.

First. Where am I?

Comments

Voice

[noflatterer]

Narnia? You wouldn't happen to ...

Oh dear. You are, aren't you?

Re: Voice

[lionpassant]

Bree?

Is that you?

Voice

[noflatterer]

If you'll forgive my saying so, Your Majesty, you seem to have become a good deal younger since the troubles with Rabadash.

Voice

[lionpassant]

Aye.

Aslan had -- plans in store for us, it seems. How did you come abouts here Bree? How long has it been?

[geassed]

You're in the city.

[lionpassant]

Yes. I understand that now.

[geassed]

There could be worse places to be, I suppose.

[lionpassant]

Perhaps. I don't really want to think about it though.

[handsomejack]

Welcome to the City!

Don't fear the large blue squid in the Drowning Pool, his name is Ellington and he likes to play the Kazoo.

Other than that nice to meet you!

[lionpassant]

Sorry? Did you say large blue squid?

Ah. It's nice to meet you as well. I'm Edmund.

[handsomejack]

Well, technically speaking he's not a squid. He's an alien star baby and possibly part nightmare.

It's a long story.

Nice to meet you, Edmund. I'm Captain Jack Harkness.

[lionpassant]

It definitely seems like a long story.

Captain, is it? You sail ships then?

[reginagloriae]

Huh? I guess many already answered. I...I'm sorry.

[lionpassant]

What? Don't apologise. You've done nothing wrong.

[reginagloriae]

I...I have to. You're stuck in this place like everyone else.

[lionpassant]

You had nothing to do with it, so you haven't any need to apologise.

[truly_beloved]

Narnia~~~.

That's a silly name for a place. ♥

[lionpassant]

Maybe. It depends to whom, I guess.

[truly_beloved]

...So you're the philosophical type, then.

Booooring~.

[lionpassant]

Sorry?