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[lionpassant]

If Peter were in my situation right now, he’d probably have this all sorted. I don’t. I'm not Peter.

I don’t know where I am right now. But I know one thing and it’s that this place is not Narnia. Far from it.

Answers. Answers would be good.

I have to sort this out myself.

First. Where am I?

Comments

[killing_sweep]

Consider it your new, favorite vacation spot?

[lionpassant]

That's one fine way to look it. Really.

[killing_sweep]

It helps keep a cheerier feeling about the whole situation, really.

Drowning in the ocean, getting chased by giant cats... Those things almost become passe, really.

[lionpassant]

I doubt that your optimism is not an unwelcome way to look at things.

Giant cats? There's much to learn about this world, it seems.

[not_mukuro_rly]

You get used to it.

[lionpassant]

I suppose. I'd rather not though.

[not_mukuro_rly]

You're normal.

Then.

[lionpassant]

I like to think so.

What if I'd answer otherwise?

[worthyofhislove]

Unfortunately, your pursuit of answers will shortly become unsatisfactory. This place is quite a paradox.

[bitingnightmare]

Stop recruiting. You're running out of Chick Tracks.

[worthyofhislove]

I beg your pardon.

[bitingnightmare]

He's probably a protestant anyway.