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Any and all similarities were completely intended.  Like this will ever see the light of day.

When I was a kid I wanted desperately to go to sleep away camp. Around March of every school year I would go on the computer and start scoping out camps with fun activities and a reasonable amount of time away from home. Every year I was ( Read more... )

I'm an adult.

That's a scary thought.

So, I had a dream that the rapture came and I was funneled down to Hell.  Hell was a giant room that looked like it was a chamber in an Egyptian tomb, and in this room sat all the sinners, as though it was a giant theater or waiting room.  The Devil was played by Eddie Izzard, and all he was doing was showing the same movie over and over again.  I ( Read more... )