There has been much lacking of updating this.

I dreamt entirely in German last night.

Mozilla says that "dreamt" isn't really a word.

My dad's in the hospital and he better get well soon or else.

I don't think I'll be Jewish in time for Chanukkah.
See, I can't even spell that holiday correctly.

For people who don't watch porn to jerk off to, we sure watch an awful lot of porn. So maybe what they say is true, it really is just fascinating. But you know what's not fascinating? Laying there waiting for someone who learned how to perform oral sex from watching porn to finish. Too bad this doesn't apply to my life! Score ( Read more... )

Chris showed me a shitload of freelance writing jobs he found on craigslist tonight but since I feel like I haven't been able to write a god damn thing for the past year they're all really, REALLY intimidating. But there's a feminist one. And it's not paid. But it's..doing something that wouldn't make me feel like generic boring trash like most ( Read more... )

I think I really need to give up meat for real this time. Every time I eat it I get super sick to my stomach and if I walk ANYWHERE right after eating I barf all over the place. Disgusting. I heart garden burger more anyway.

I just fell down the stairs and now every single part of my body is sore. Also Mindy gave me the Sims 2. It's time for Eric Melsim, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, to move into the sweet house I built him. But first a shower. Cuz seriously. Ow. Oh yes and in other news, I completely forgot that certain underpants thieves exist. At long last! ( Read more... )

i just want to barf.
can't stop. won't stop.

So the ball on the barbell in my bridge fell off and got lost forever, so for like two weeks or something I was just kinda..hanging out hoping i'd come across another barbell to replace it with. and then today I dropped the barbell down the drain. oops. so to make a long annoying story short I bought a new barbell and it's totally pretty and ( Read more... )

I have fast internet now so we won't be kicking each other off the internet all day every day!!
too bad i'm not a piggy or i could surf for porno all day and 5x the speed!
butttttt this doesn't mean i'm not going to download that second girls gone wild video because THAT FUCKING SONG HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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P.S. TRYSTAN IF YOU READ THIS BEFORE 8:00 OR WHATEVER CALL ME SO WE CAN WATCH AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL.

"they" destroyed "the chair" in Chas Sr.'s garage tonight.
i only threw darts at it...a few dozen times.

and hit it with a crowbar once or twice or three times.
it was amazingly delightful.

BUT TRYSTAN'S THE ONE WHO PEED ON IT.