That pen set they keep advertising on TV (that you can buy at CVS or Walgreen's, cough cough) is all I want for winter-holiday-gift-giving-time. I'm trying to get involved with this grassroots, local, better than the fifty pages of strip club ads and five of trite articles that is Real Detroit, metro-area zine thingy. And I can't think. Anything I ( Read more... )

My constant inability to sleep, despite what I do to correct it, is insanity driving ( Read more... )

So last night it was like 4 a.m. and I was downstairs exercising and listening to music. This is a poorly constructed sentence, but you get the idea. I was listening to the iPod and all of a sudden I could faintly hear voices coming out of the speakers. It was one of those Nah-fix songs where you can hear fat mike being a drunken asshole as the ( Read more... )

I am suffering from this insatiable craving for juice. Cranberry juice. Apple juice. Orange juice. Minus pulp! All juice, all the time ( Read more... )

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I went with Shannon to Toronto to pick up Natalie and Andy ( Read more... )

...I think I may have gotten asked out on a date by my boss.

This whole thing has just been one huge fucking headache anyway.
What a pain in my ass!

Despite everything shitty that's happening, here's what's the haps on the good shit in my life ( Read more... )

I have to write this paper ( Read more... )

I love how Charlie and I are like, the least likely people ever to get along, and how once about every six months I get wasted and call him white devil and tell him to get out of my house, but we hang out like every day and bond over facts such as: Scorpions suck! Not the arachnid, though this is also true, but the German metal band. They were ( Read more... )