it's 2 am

here's a sneak peek to
"fuck you, haiku"

I called my friend josh who has experience with getting shit published. I told him about my book idea and asked if he could help me out...
our conversation went something like this...

J: So do you actually have anything written..
K: I have my biography written for the back cover, and a working title...
J ( Read more... )

Things ebay makes me waste my time and (ridiculous amounts of) money on:

this is the cutest thing ever..
ev.er.

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

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I make up haikus about oxycontin before I fall to sleep at night...

Congratulations on finally getting some decent tattoos...
I pity the girl who has to look at you naked.
: /

Me: (sitting on the toilet... changing my tampon)
Sean: (washing his face)

Me: I think I'm going to start saving all of my used tampons...
Sean: Why???

Me: I'll make modern art out of it..
Sean: thats pretty gross

Me: I'll have thousands of bloody tampons hanging from ceiling fans... people will have to walk under them. Maybe one will fall off and bean ( Read more... )

I find people in general to be pretty disappointing....

Karma is a bitch.
(which is probably why we're such good friends.)
it seems like everywhere I turn she's got my back.
This smile you see on my face is one of smug satisfaction.

whether or not I stay in the US after I get my degree hinges on the 2008 election.
Since the democratic candidate is either going to be a woman or a black- neither of which will win, sadly...it doesn't look good.

Australia's warm and sunny.

But then I wouldn't be able to have any babies...
'cause the dingos would eat them.